How's it look?
Another New Mexican shit hole
A perfect spot for a nest
Let's hit it
All right...Gio
Everything set?
Ready, boss
All right, we think we got a nest inside this place
Figure on at least six goons, may be more...
and chances are we'll find a Master in here somewhere
Rule number five, if you find the nest...
if you find the Master, he usually won't leave it on its own
So it is strictly by the book today
Gentlemen, any questions?
Let's get to work
I'll do it, boss
My turn
Anthony!
Easy with the door
Slow...and easy
Sorry, boss
Jesus!
What was that?
I don't know
Did I wake you up out there, Montoya?
Relax. Dead body. Bled out and cold Been here awhile
Dead body. Bled out and cold
Suck it up
Get her off! Dump her!
Hold your fire!
Stop here now! Stop her!
Now, fire
Do it
What?
I don't know, Padre, hang on a minute
What's going on in there, boys?
Hey, Deyo, don't leave me fucking hanging. What's going on in there?
Yeah, we got a live one. Female goon
We'll save her for you, Montoya
Open wide, baby
Come on, everybody. Stick her
Stick her now
Yeah, stick her
Pull her
Montoya, we got a fish! Go!
Go for it, Montoya
We're losing him!
Take it and reload!
Shit
Catlin!
Safety off, boss!
Clear! Clear!
Oh, Lord...
Hey! Come on, right here.
Die!
Die! Die!
There we go
Oh, fucking ugly son of a bitch!
Jesus! Give me the radio
Everybody okay?
Yeah, boss
Montoya, we got another one. He's dead
Send in the cable, we'll hook him up
Yeah, give me a minute, all right?
May the souls of all the departed with the mercy of God rest in peace
Nothing like a little head, eh, padre?
Okay, boys, time to mop it up
Deyo, Ortega, Bambi, upstairs
Catlin, Anthony and Davis, basement
Enjoy the barbecue, baby!
There's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!
Goons, man! That's not a bad day's work
What is it, Jack? Is something wrong?
Yeah. Where was the Master?
You want us to check the house one more time?
He's not there
You don't suppose there's another nest somewhere, do you?
Sure as hell better not be
All right, let's get out of here!
Thank you for all your help
Father, I've spent last two weeks running whores
And buying out liquor stores for this bunch
When the hell are they going to leave?
We're clearing out tomorrow
I can't say I'm sorry to hear it
You get that little package from us?
Yeah, I got it
Good. You're happy then
You all work together?
That's right
What do you do?
We kill vampires
I briefed Rome
They're wiring a payment to the Monterey account
Also, Cardinal Alba is flying into Santa Fe to meet with you tomorrow
Tomorrow's my day off
Jack, not anymore
Listen, what do you figure happened to the Master?
I don't know, padre
The Master won't usually leave a nest filled with goons
What says he's still in New Mexico?
He could be anywhere by now
Why would he run? It's not like he knew we were coming
No, really, what do you guys do?
I'm not kidding. We kill vampires
Hey, Catlin, tell the lady what we do for a living
Kill vampires. Hunt them down, kick the shit out of them
Right!
I know how you feel, baby Nobody believes in vampires
See, the thing is, we know vampires are stalking the earth
We also know there's a God, too
We just don't understand Him
Nice party
Yeah!
So, you look like you got something other than me on your mind
Feel like telling me about it?
I was just looking for something today, I didn't find it
That can be a real pain in the ass
Maybe you should try looking somewhere else
I can tell you where you might want to start
Oh, Jesus, you're right
I should've been looking in a whole different place
So why don't you get me something to drink...
and we can meet back in your...room
That's the first good idea I heard today
Deyo, give me a couple of beers, will you?
Padre!
You are magnificent Have I ever told you that?
You better slow down, Padre
I'm not drunk
Oh, really?
What, are you on acid?
Doesn't it feel beautiful?
Something you'll never forget
I know I won't!
Hey, Catlin, I think we're out of beer
I think we ought to knock over a liquor store
Yeah, why not? I don't give a shit anymore
Oh, no, no. I...I got beer Got beer in the other room
Fucking people, I don't know why I got to take care of everybody
And you...You don't go anywhere I got plans for you
Jack Crow!
Wait! The pickup!
Keys!
Come on! Come with me!
Did he bite you?
I can use you! Come on!
Leave the bitch, she's fucking dead anyway!
Just take her. I can use her. Go!
Step on it, Montoya! Goddamnit!
Hit it!
I'm going!
Jesus Christ, he's right behind us!
Come on, come on, go!
Hit it!
Shut up!
Fuck!
You okay?
Can you walk? You alive? Come on
Come on
What are you doing?
She's going with us
He just bit her, man!
She hasn't turned yet. Come on
But she's on her way!
It's under 48 hours,
the telepathic link with the Master won't hold
So what?
After that she's going to start receiving his thoughts...
seeing what he sees
Exactly! Like a surveillance camera,
so we can find him...
and shove a stick right up his ass!
I'm going to use this piece of shit to get to the Master
and to whoever tipped him off
Come on, Tony, we were set up
He knew my fucking name
Come on
Who the fuck set us up?
I don't know
But I want the son of a bitch
Can you walk?
Wake up. Can you walk?
Are you with me?
Come on! Do you hear me?
Well?
Fuck yeah, this ain't my first time at the dance. Let's go
Hey, cowboy!
Can I help you?
Yeah, I'm going to borrow your car
Just say, "Help yourself."
What was that?
Shut up, or I'll blow your teeth out of the back of your head, asshole!
Back off!
Help yourself, boy
Much obliged, partner
Get in
Take her to Apache Springs. Plaza hotel
Hole up there. I'll find you as soon as I can
Dump this thing and take the jeep
You can't bury them all, Jack
Get going
I need to talk to you!
We're wasting time
Rule number seven...
never bury a team member by yourself
This comes under special circumstances
The whole fucking team has been slaughtered
I can handle it!
Bullshit! You know better
You got any bright ideas?
Yeah, we kill the whore,
bury the team together and head back to Monterey
If you want to pull out, go ahead
I didn't say that
Somebody's changed the rules
We got to do whatever it takes
We got less than 1 1 hours until the sun goes down
If you got something else to say, spit it the fuck out!
Yeah, I got something else to say Don't take too fucking long!
I get nervous when you're not around
I need a room
For how long?
A few days
It's 375 dollars a week
Plus 25 dollars for your cable TV
What's the fucking total, guy?
400 dollars. Is that your girlfriend?
No, it's my fucking mother Give me the key
Come on. Take my arm
Hey, wake up, will you? Let's go!
Jack Crow. Cerritos and 14th in Santa Fe
Need immediate pickup
None of them
I'm alone
Dead
Sources close to investigation, report...
that all the bodies were decapitated
The remains of the heads were found buried...
a mile from the murder scene
The number of confirmed dead now stands at 19...
with police still combing the ruins of the motel
We'll be standing by here all day to bring you any further updates...
Forget it
Jack!
Bon giorno. Come, please sit down
Who's this?
Oh, this is Father Adam Guiteau
Father Adam's in charge of our archives
A bookworm
And he's completely familiar with all your activities, so speak freely
Tell me what happened
We cleaned out the nest near Fort Union
That night a Master showed up
No Master was ever like this Superhuman strength
Unkillable. Like a machine
We didn't stand a chance
So tell me if I'm wrong, Cardinal,
but couldn't he be the one we've always talked about...
the one that we knew would come along one day?
There are some other developments Sad developments
Tom...our Tom Callahan is dead
And the whole European team is wiped out
Three days ago
Callahan's team was clearing a large nest near Cologne, Germany
The local authorities reported it as a terrorist act
We found this at the site
Is he the one?
Yes
What is this?
Celebratum
It's medieval Latin for "celebrate"
Celebrate this... Celebrate what?
We don't know
I've authenticated the portrait It was painted in 1340
The subject's name is...was...Valek Jan Valek
Born in Prague, 131 1
He was a priest who turned against the church
and led the Bohemian peasants in an uprising,
actually capturing several small towns
Valek was captured...
and he was tried for heresy
and burned at the stake
But after his death, there were reports that he was seen walking at night
It was said he killed the living to drink their blood
They opened his grave and it was found empty
It's the first known case of vampirism
A priest
Valek is not like the other Masters you've hunted before
He's the first and most powerful Of our slayers...
you are the only one who faced Valek and survived
I'm going back out
Mind if I hang onto this?
I've been in contact with Rome
The Vatican Council requests that you rebuild your team
There isn't time
You are to return to Monterey, recruit new team members...and try again
when you are at full strength
Father Adam will accompany you and...
take the place...of poor Father Giovanni
I don't think so
Jack!
This is not negotiable
Valek is the original, the source of the disease
The first vampire created by the Catholic church
By accident
Shut the fuck up!
This was your fight, Cardinal, now it is mine
If you refuse to obey the rules...
the operation will be cancelled,
the funding withdrawn
You have any idea how this Valek knows my name?
Stay close to him
What's your name?
Do you understand what's happened to you?
Help me!
Don't fuck with me, honey! I'll snap your neck like a twig!
Now nod your head yes or no
Do you understand what's happened to you?
Do it!
All right. Now I'm going to explain it to you
First, I'm going to take my hands off your mouth
You scream...
Good
Now...what's your name?
Katrina
Okay, Katrina, here's the score
I took off your clothes. I cleaned you up
I tied you down. I also saved your ass
You've been bitten by a vampire
Do you remember the party at the motel?
Big guy, pointy teeth, really shitty breath?
Don't worry. It'll come back to you soon
A Master vampire has a telepathic link with his victims
You're going to help us find him
And while he's sleeping, we unleash on him
You're the bait, honey
Sorry
I know all about you, Mr. Crow
I mean, I know that your parents were bitten by vampires...
and you were raised by the Church,
brought up to be its master slayer
You know, the truth is, I didn't want to be forced on you like this
I was supposed to take over for Father Giovanni when he retired
I always dreamed of this
Ever since I first heard about you, heard about the slayers
I wanted to be part of the team
You know, just do whatever I could
I mean, for example, if you wanted to receive the Sacrament of Confession...
Fuck it!
Who set us up? Was it you? Who set us up? Who was it? Who set us up?
I don't know what you're talking about!
If you don't think I'll kill you, because you're a priest...
you are seriously misjudging the wrong motherfucker
You want to kill me, you go ahead and kill me!
I don't know what you're talking about
I don't
We'll see about that
Where are we going?
You have to tell me what's going on, Mr. Crow
Have you ever seen a vampire? No
Well, first of all, they're not romantic, all right?
They aren't like a bunch of fags hopping around in rented formal wear
and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right?
Forget whatever you've seen in the movies
They don't turn into bats
Crosses don't work
You want to try garlic? You want to stand with garlic around your neck...
one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and walk up your ass
while he's sucking the blood out of your neck
And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffeta
To kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fucking heart
Sunlight turns them into crispy critters
You got it?
See this map?
This map shows all the encounters in the United States...
as far back as the 1800's
I've never seen this
No one has, outside the team
Look to the southwest You see the spiral pattern?
If you time sequence all the encounters...
you get a logarithmic pattern, ever widening
It's a search pattern, padre They're looking for something
Do you know what it is?
I heard stories when I was young
Something about a black cross
About vampires walking in the sunlight
Padre, can I ask you something?
When I was kicking you back there...
did that give you wood? What?
You get a little mahogany from that, a little ebony? C'mon, tell the truth
I'm just fucking with you, padre Forget about it
Oh, Jesus...
What time is it?
09:10
You want one?
You got to eat something
I can't
I wouldn't mind a cigarette, though
We're going to have to work on this The less you eat,
the faster the virus moves through your bloodstream
Virus?
Yeah, that's what I call it
Nobody knows what it really is
Poison, Kool-Aid, whatever, all does the same thing
It turns you into a vampire
What happened to the other girls at the party?
They didn't make it
I'm sorry
So you remember now?
Yeah, some
Why doesn't anyone know?
Nobody wants to know That's how vampires survive
They're smart They keep their numbers low,
Iive in small bands...
and the real world never catches on
Will I end up being one?
I don't know for sure
Probably
Unless we find him before you turn...
then maybe there's a chance
Look, here's what we do now
You're connected to the Master Vampire now
He's a part of you And this link will grow
You'll never be able to get him out of you, not while he still exists
Then I don't want to live
You may not
Can I get dressed now?
Sure
Could you get me a towel or something maybe?
It's not like I haven't seen you naked
Oh, fuck it!
All right, all right, easy, easy
I'll get you a towel. One towel coming right up. I won't peek
Nice try. Leave the door open
No way
A little bit
What the fuck are you doing?
Goddamnit, let me go! Let me go!
Get over here! Shit!
Look what you did! You fucking bit me!
What are you...fucking nuts?
Where are you going?
You bite me, huh? Get up!
Fucking bite me!
Fucking bitch!
Fuck!
Goddamnit!
Fucking stupid whore!
Yeah? Where are you?
I'm fine. Yeah, l' fine!
Room 312
All right, I'm coming up. Stay put
I'm Father Adam Guiteau You're Tony Montoya, I believe
You look different than your picture
I'm an archivist
I've studied the team extensively
Montoya, what's this bruise on her jaw?
I had to hit her
She was trying to kill herself
I had to pull her off the edge of the fire escape
Then...I fell through the window
That's all?
Yeah
So why did you slug her?
I cut my arm on the broken glass
I was pissed. I don't know
I fucking slugged her. Who cares?
This our new padre
We've been ordered back to Monterey
Rebuild the team. Start over
We're going back to Monterey?
No
Callahan's whole team is gone
Slaughtered
So it's just us now
That's right
Who is she?
Some hooker
Bitten by Valek
These vampires are psychically linked to each other
As soon as she hooks into Valek we go looking for him
We have orders to follow, Mr. Crow
Fuck you, padre
Language!
Mr. Crow, if you're not going to follow orders
I'm going to have to call Cardinal Alba
Excuse me Language
Let's have a little chat about language, shall we?
See if the syntax works for you
You don't make a phone call, you don't blow your nose...
you don't wipe your ass unless I tell you. Okay?
Show me
Jack!
Here we go
Katrina...can you hear me?
What is it?
There's someone else now
Someone you're connected to in your mind Do you know who I'm talking
Katrina, what are you seeing?
I can't
Yes, yes, you can, honey. You're here with us now, and you're safe
Now where is he? What are you seeing?
It's dark
Come on, honey, keep trying
There is a map. A circle on a map
We need a location, Montoya, come on
I'm fucking working on it, Jack
Before she loses him, come on
Do you want to switch places?
Katrina, listen very carefully now
I need to know exactly where you are
What you're seeing right now. Details
He killed the priest!
All right, you're safe
A priest?
Did she say a priest?
What priest?
Moving now
There's a sign...
on the highway. It says San Miguel
San Miguel?
San Miguel? Come on. Hey, hey! Come on, keep trying. You have to
I can't
Goddamnit!
Jack. The link's broken
What priest is she talking about? Goddamnit!
I can get a list of all the churches in San Miguel County...
if you'll let me use the phone and call the Archdiocese office
Get it! Call every church
And find one where an old padre's missing
Road trip, Montoya. Your job is to watch this girl
Goddamnit!
Hey, what's wrong with you?
Oh, I'm just tired, that's all
Is there something you want to tell me?
Nothing you'd want to listen to
Yeah, I got the fax this morning from the Cardinal's office in Santa Fe
You're an investigator working for the Catholic Church?
Yeah. Looking into a possible nationwide pattern of anti-Catholic hate crimes
May l?
It's pretty damn savage
O God, thou art always merciful and forgiving...
What about the old priest? Any of this blood his?
His name is Father Molina
Sorry
If you get something on this case, you're going to share it with me, right?
That's right
I'd better not find out different
You won't
Okay. So far looks like all this blood is from Mrs. Fisher
We aren't going to know that for sure until we get a sample through pathology
Was anything stolen?
Just father Molina
We found him!
Lord!
I don't get this!
Why come all the way to North Podunk and attack...
some old, small-town priest and a cleaning lady? Does that make sense?
Valek didn't feed on either of them
Father Molina was a well-known scholar of early Catholic history
in the United States
Who gives a shit? What's the point?
I don't know what's the point
I don't know why Valek killed him
What's the symbol?
The Cardinal told you, the church doesn't know
I think you and the Cardinal are lying sacks of shit
Come on, padre, help me The hour's getting late
It's a medieval astronomical sign...
for the sun
There are seven more with him now
Powerful
Are they Masters?
Yes
Padre...
I'm beginning to like you,
so don't make me hurt you, okay?
Just tell me what you know
I'll buy you a beer and get you laid, come on
You don't tell me, I'm going to have to start cutting on you
No, you won't You're a righteous man, Mr. Crow
Besides, I serve a higher master than you
And any secrets I keep are kept to protect the Church and its followers...
Open your mouth
What?
Open your mouth. Give me your hand
Now you listen to me, you fuck!
My father kept a secret once
He had been bitten by a vampire
He kept it secret from me and my mother
By the fifth day he was turning
That night he attacked my mother
And then he came after me
I killed my own father, padre
I got no trouble killing you
Last chance
Now open your motherfucking mouth Open your fucking mouth!
What, you ready? What? Excuse me, what?
Valek is looking for an ancient relic
The cross of Berziers
After the trial...
the Church declared Valek was possessed by demons
He was taken to a small town in the south of France called Berziers
Exorcism was performed using an ancient, forbidden form of the ceremony
It was long and, and very brutal
And then something went wrong
A wooden gate is opening
The accounts are confused, but they refer to an inverse exorcism
The body is destroyed, but the possessed soul remains
The exorcism transformed Valek into a creature...
whose body is dead, but who lives on
A vampire
Yeah, a vampire
It's a cross
The stories you heard about the black cross are true
It was used in Valek's exorcism...
and then taken back to Rome
It's known as the Berziers Cross
The cross was then shipped to the New World
It was moved over the years from one Spanish mission to another
Its exact location was kept secret even from the Vatican
For hundreds of years it was lost
Then recently...
Cardinal Alba discovered...
the name of the only living priest who knew...
the location of the cross
Father Joseph Molina
Cardinal Alba and I came to the United States to find Father Molina...
to reclaim the Berziers Cross, and...
that is all I know
You're a good man, padre Welcome to the team
God forgive me
He found it
Let's hit it
Wait! Wait, stop the car
That way
It was here
Damn!
You picking up anything?
He's gone
You don't look so good
She hasn't turned yet, Jack
She just can't eat
Oh, maybe what she really wants is a little human blood
What do you think?
I said she hasn't turned yet
I heard what you said
Hey, why don't you back off?
What's with you?
What do you mean, what's with me? What's with you?
You're being such a fucking asshole
What the fuck is your problem?
You're not starting to fall for this half-dead little whore?
Nice shot. You want to try again?
Stop it!
Get the fuck out of here!
What are you doing?
Looks like we're about to have one fuck of a good fight
No!
Do you know why Valek wants the Berziers Cross?
Think about it for a minute
I think Valek wants to complete his transformation
The exorcism was never completed
Valek was left vulnerable
able to survive only at night
So if he completes the ritual...
I think the balance shifts
For 600 years Valek has wanted to...
find a way to live in the daylight
Now with the Berziers Cross, he will
A master vampire...
able to walk in the sun, unstoppable
Unless we stop him
I guess we'll have to finish this some other time
Only eight hours of sun left. Come on
Come on
That's where he is
Santiago
The place looks empty
He's near
Hello?
What do you figure the population of this jerkwater is? 20?
I'd say 30, maybe more
Now the question is, how many of them are goons?
Worst-case scenario, half 15 dead, 15 goons
If he took the whole town,
Valek would had to have been here several days
That's right, padre He set this up. Slowly
One goon at a time
Now he's got the Cross...
and the biggest nest of blood-drinking motherfuckers the world has ever
And what have we got? Three slayers
Two slayers
It's time to kill some vampires
You with us, padre?
Yeah, I'm with you
Get a location
Where is he?
Everywhere
Katrina baby, listen
Is he in there?
Yes. He's in there. In the dark
Good girl
And the best constructed building in town is?
The jail of course
Bingo
She senses him in there
You think she's telling the truth?
Yeah
Suppose he's taken control over her What if he's using her?
Then I guess I'll pay with my life, won't l?
You're not the only one, amigo You're not the only one
Can you hear me?
I'm sorry
It's going to be all right
I'll take care of you
I promise
Ooh, she's thirsty
I think she smells your blood, padre
Padre, your neck!
Cover your neck!
Montoya, take the girl!
Cocksucker!
Padre, kill it! Padre, Goddamnit! Kill it!
With the stake!
Kill him with the stake! Through the heart!
Yes! Yes!
How do you like your stake, bitch?
I wonder if there's another way up from the cells
I hope not. Doesn't look that way
We'll have to make them come out of the elevator. It's a 30-foot shot
That means using the cable
That's right
And forget the winch. We're going to attach the cable right to the jeep
Do it fast. Just yank them right out into the sun
Well, someone's going to have to drive the Jeep then
How do you expect to lure them into the elevator?
Somebody's got to be inside
Escape hatch, huh? Yes!
Okay, when they get inside the elevator,
one of us goes up through the hole
The other guy's up here, presses the button at security control
The doors shut, they get trapped inside
It has to be me
What?
You have to be up here, Mr. Crow, to fire the crossbow
You want to drive the Jeep? I'll do it
I can't drive. I never learned
Okay, padre. Lather up and shave your ass. You're the bait. Let's go
Katrina, listen to me!
You got to try to hold on. Okay?
You seen Valek?
Nothing yet
Anything?
There
And there
Okay, I'm ready
You've got to be fleet of foot, padre
I'm not kidding
I know
I used to play soccer
Soccer?
I was captain of my team
I better be the one...
No, I'll be fine
You will
Don't worry about me, Mr. Crow
You just shoot when the door opens
You can count on that
Padre...
I know
Montoya, he's on his way down
Hooked and ready, Jack
What are you doing?
Get back in the fucking elevator!
Shit!
Get ready, Montoya. Here we go
Padre?
Montoya, go!
Die, you blood-sucker!
Montoya! Pull!
Padre, you okay?
He didn't bite or scratch you?
Okay, come on
No, keep the doors...
Shit!
Sorry
It's going all the way down
Okay, I'm bringing it up
Sorry about the doors
No harm, no foul, padre
You did good in there
I have to do it again, don't l?
Why aren't the doors opening? What's wrong?
Jack! You should look at this What?
Montoya, go!
Go!
Goddammit! Go!
Come on!
Shit!
You never told me they could do that
I didn't know they could do that
Padre, get out of the way!
Montoya, hook it up!
Padre, get a spike!
She's going to take you with her!
Jack!
Look at the sun!
We're finished
No, we got to go back
Rule number 10, Jack:
you can't kill a Master at night
It's over
He's right, padre. Let's go
Hello, Jack
You motherfucker!
Go!
Your war is over, crusader
Hello, Jack
From your expression...
I assume you couldn't possibly understand my presence here
I'm sorry to disillusion you, Jack
As one grows old, as death approaches we begin to question our faith
And I've found mine lacking
Is there a God? Is there a heaven?
I can no longer answer that for certain
I've witnessed no miracles, had no visions...
and the prospect of death terrifies me
I realized I've only one alternative...
that I made a bargain, with the devil, if you wish
You are truly...a pile of dogshit, Cardinal
Yeah, that's right
That's correct, Jack
And I can live with that
After I've given Valek what he wants,
he will fulfill our bargain
And I will be transformed into one of his new children
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Eternal life. Immortality can change your heart
Valek
Why don't you prove you can kick my ass? Come on. Untie me
Come on
You fucking pole-smoking fashion victim Come on over here
Jack...
Come on. Five minutes, then you can bite my ass a little
Would you like that?
See me all tied up, huh?
What will silence you?
Come on. Untie me, you prick
Perhaps this will help
Apparently your friend is one of my children now
You are alone, crusader
What the fuck do you want from me, Valek?
Oh, you hate me so, don't you?
But you made me, crusader
You hate what you've made, you fear it...
because it is superior to you
For 600 years, I've fed on your kind at will
Why don't you just kill me and get it over with?
Because you're needed, Jack
The ceremony is a reenactment of the original exorcism
It requires the blood of a crusader...
and his crucifixion upon a burning cross
The climax of the ceremony must coincide...
with the first rays of the rising sun
Sorry, Jack. Sorry
You motherfu...
Padre!
Now what are you going to do, Valek?
You have nobody to complete your ritual
The sun's starting to rise
You will finish the ritual
Try and make me
Attaboy, padre. Fuck with him!
Hey, Valek...Iooks like you're shit out of luck, pal
Give it up!
Finish it
No
Finish it!
No!
Come on, padre! My nuts are on fire here
Come on, padre. Let's go kill some vampires
End of the line, Valek
You still with us, Crow?
I don't burn so good these days, bloodsucker
Give me the cross
This cross? Let me just ask you one thing
After 600 years, how's that dick working? Pretty good?
Huh? Come on
The cross!
Take this!
Die! Die! Die!
Die!
Die, you motherfucker, die!
You can't kill me
Die, you ugly blood-sucking creature! Die!
Shit!
Listen to me, it's going to be okay I'll be right back
Okay?
Put your head back
You look like shit, Montoya
Where are you going?
South
You love her that much?
We make the perfect couple, Jack
You're not leaving!
Padre
Back off
No
Don't make me come over there and beat the shit out of you, padre!
Back off!
He's a vampire, Jack!
Rule number one...
if your partner is ever bitten by a vampire, never ever let him live
Padre
I'm not a slayer anymore, Jack
Besides...
the way I figure it...
the two of you got plenty to do, cleaning the rest of them out
Meanwhile she hides in the back of the van...
out of the sunlight,
while you make for the border...
try to catch it by nightfall, is that it?
I need a vacation, Jack
When did she first bite you?
Two days ago
I still covered your ass
Yes, you did
So let's say I owe you two days back
What would you say, padre?
You've got two days
Wherever you go...
I will find you. I will hunt you down
And I will kill you
The girl too
May God be with you, my friend
May God be with you, slayer
Time to slay some vampires, padre
You up for it?
I guess so
It's just the two of us
No, Mr. Crow
He was always with us
Fair enough, padre
Let me ask you a question
When you were stabbing that vampire in there...
did you get a little wood?
Mahogany
Excuse me?
Ebony
What?
Teak
What, are you possessed by demons all of a sudden?
A major chubby
Language, padre. Language